Presenting the 5.5 Inch Anal Starter Dildo in Sultry Midnight Black - Your racy passport to uncharted territories of delight!
"Oi, thrill-seekers! Fancy a walk on the wild side? Our Midnight Black version is like the elusive black card of the pleasure world. Exclusive and oh-so-inviting!"
Racy Features:
- Perfect for Pioneers: A considerate 4.7 Inch x 1 Inch insertable stretch, this is the black tie event of beginner dildos!
- Jive or Jiggle: Whether it's smooth jazz or rock 'n' roll, it's got the groove to move with you.
- Suction for Days: Think of the stickiest toffee pudding but without the calories. And yes, it's chummy with Sexy Emporium's strap-on brigade.
- The Dark Knight of Realism: Made from plush PVC, it mirrors the intriguing allure of the night. But without the sleepless nights.
- Bubble Bath Maven: Dive in! This chap’s waterproof nature is perfect for your midnight soirees in the tub.
Hush-Hush Delivery: Your order arrives in a box so discreet, even Sherlock would be baffled. The game is on!
Specifications:
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The Bare Facts:
- Total Length: 5.5 Inches (Straight from the horse's mouth!)
- Insertable Length: 4.7 Inches (That's the ticket!)
- Diameter: 0.98 Inches (Svelte and sleek!)
- Circumference: A firm handshake at 3.1 Inches
- Material Majesty: Top-shelf PVC, absolutely free of any riff-raff. The Rolls Royce of dildos, if you will.